Cop Vs Bat Man
What should you not say to a cop while being pulled over
Officer: “How high are you?”
You: “No sir, it’s hi, how are you?’”
*Lopsided grin at police*
Officer: “Can I see your papers?”
You: “Well I have some 20’s and 50’s on me, but no 100’s. So what’s it gonna take?”
Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
You (ignores question): “So do you folk really eat that many donuts? Has anyone told you that you’re looking slightly pudgy around the mid-section? Wait, Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts?”
Officer: *Checks if you’re under any influence*
You: “DO YOU WORK WITH SUPERHEROES? OH, HAVE YOU MET THE FLASH?”
*Officer approaches car*
You: ,sweating profusely: “I haven’t killed anyone. I’m innocent, I swear!”
Officer: “Good morning, sir.”
You: “I played GTA; You’ll never take me alive!”
*Blows raspberry and zooms away*
Officer: “Name and ID?”
You, an intellectual who happens to be dressed as Batman: “…”
Hahahaha……
